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Hello, and welcome to my insane version of the world. I eat, a lot. And I do not care. I have no one to impress. I live in sweat shirts. Representing what I believe in is what I am known for. I believe dresses should be outlawed. My phone number is 201-HEL-LSNO. I hate loud people on the bus, or people who think they can sing when they can't. I like writing stories about vampires. I hate Twilight. Blue Bloods is better. My friends get me into trouble constantly, but who else would I laugh with in math? I have a very weird taste in music. I love cookies and doritoes. Only cool ranch. I do not edit my work. Reviewing is a waste of time. Kittens are adorable. German people rock, along with Italians. I enjoy watching House MD, Fringe, 30 Rock and Kath and Kim. I'm amazing =]. I am completely lazy. I hate getting up in the morning. I hate hot weather. I constantly say 'Suck It and You're mom." McPalin forever. I am not afraid to show what I believe in, and nothing you say can make me change my mind. I think Faith Hill is ugly, but her voice is so amazing that I look past that. I will not talk with you if I think your ugly. I am facist, and yes I mean facist. I think quiet people are evil. I love Mrs. Spitaletta and Mrs. Dunham. I make a lot of excuses. I wanted to be an actress, but that'll never happen. I am good at making up songs. I make song to remember things. I sweat a lot. Larry the Cable Guy, Dane Cook, Bill Engvall, Ron White, Jeff Dunham and Jeff Foxworthy are the most hilarious men in the world. I love the name Fernando and Napoleon, because they are both names in a Abba song. I am so old, but young. Kathy Griffin, Molly Shannon, Tina Fey, Sarah Palin, Lisa Edelstein, Sela Ward, My mother and Ruthie Henshall are my woman idols. That was in no order. Abba rocks so hard! I am convinced I am a vampire. I'd rather play with guys then girls. I mean hang XD. I love to text mega to much. I change my mind a lot. I hate being tied down. I support the troops. I respect Barack Obama, though I think John McCain should have won. I hate when people say things about my ethnicity *glares at Mr. Boylan* I have a cat named Luca and he'll smack you. I clear my throat a lot. I hate head phones you have to stick in your ears. I love Celine Dion because everyone hates her. I am very different, but saying you're different is so unoriginal. I steal material from people. I copy and pasta constantly. I know HTML, so shut up. SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT! Kathy Griffin says suck it; hence I say suck it. I have no idea what hence means. I love very Scary Movie movie. I have nightmares. I wake up every night and put on a blanket. I read many series faithfully. When I am mad, I yell. I will tell you what I think of you when I think I'll never see you again. I will not fight for my friends, unless I need to. I laugh at people in front of teachers. I have no shame, unless I am caught. I live life the way I want, and I take no advise. I don't do homework until the day before it is due. Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders are the bomb. I make up random songs for my friends when they are feeling down. I love to dedicate songs to people. I type fast. I am fast for a person my weight. I love softball; it's really the only sport I know how to play. I have come to accept that fact that I'll never get a date, because everyone in my class has already been asked out. I believe America is rushing time. I am deathly afraid of evolution. Meow. I hate dressing up. I bite my nails. I repeat myself until I know I am heard. People get on my nerves. I'd much rather sleep then go to school. If I forget something, I have to tell someone or it'll eat me up inside. I find the most weirdest crap on youtube. My name is Jessica <333

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